When you walk through bar doors, somehow you’ve moved a couple hundred miles east and it’s 15minutes later. What the fuck?

It’s really not that big a deal when you already know about it and have acclimated your schedule accordingly, but if you don’t know, and you show up at 8pm for the advertised “$2 dollar pitchers from 8-9pm!” and you come to find that you’ve actually missed 25% of the magic hour you’ve been so looking forward to because you’re poor. Fear not, for I have formulated a formula which should make it really really easy for you to work with bar time and not be caught off guard by the chronometric shift

x + 15 = bar time

where the variable: ‘x’ is the current time