Having seen only the trailer for this movie I can safely say, “is this a goddamn joke?”

If anyone’s actually made the grave mistake of shitting through this entire movie maybe you can confirm or deny. But really no one can have seen this preview and then gone “this looks like a good movie that I want to see.” Ok ok, I’ll concede that the lead actresses are total Baberham Lincolns but somehow that’s not even tempting. Maybe the thought of slowly replacing my brain with poop for two hours is more powerful then catching a couple glimpses of some pretty girls.